Thank you Brody, for providing the very best future blackmail possible.
Two mornings ago, as I rushed to get you bathed before work, you were laying there diaperless.
Suddenly I looked over and you were peeing right in your nose and mouth. You were choking and gasping for breath. I grabbed you and turned you to the side and comforted you.
But that was the day that you, my son, almost drowned in your own pee.
6 comments:
Oh.my.word. That is hilarious!!
I almost wet my pants laughing! This is better than anything I could use to blackmail Hannah!!
Hahahahaha! So funny!
Oh Hannah! I loved this story, because I did the same thing to my child. Well, almost. I was changing his diaper and lifting his little bum up and he got a full face of his own pee. Luckily I was able to put his legs down and save him from a drowning fate. Your experience definitely takes it to the ultimate level!
I love reading about your family! We should get together sometime soon. I'm sure our little girls would get along very well.
That is awesome! I am glad you wrote down this story, this is a great one to go down in the books! Poor kid, but pretty funny!
oh man...blackmail indeed.
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